My hair reeks of homosexuality.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
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