So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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