hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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