you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
