It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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