Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
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