Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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