What a fucking waste of an outfit
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
The ass gains better be worth it
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