we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
i now understand why vodka
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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