Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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