it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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