you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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