p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
