I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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