He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
North Korea, Best Korea!
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
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