this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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