I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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