Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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