Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
