Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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