would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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