you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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