there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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