I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We need to get me chipped asap
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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