You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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