Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Bang-toberfest begins!!
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
All the doctor said was why
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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