ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Help. Why am I so naked?
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