I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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