I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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