Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
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