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(818): View more from California

Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?

(213): View more from California

Ya ya. Where you eating?

(818): View more from California

Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.

(1-508): View more from Massachusetts

Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?

(508): View more from Massachusetts

Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome

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(203): View more from Connecticut

his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper

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(612): View more from Minnesota

i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain

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(229): View more from Georgia

I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea

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(406): View more from Montana

A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.

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(520): View more from Arizona

How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian

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(786): View more from Florida

I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience

(914): View more from New York

You’re so close!!!

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