? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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