babies were throwing up all over the place
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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