how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I can't turn off my feet"
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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