This is not my ceiling
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
