I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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