what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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