You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
Randomize
