If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Apparently you make a good broom.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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