So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Randomize
