It's Friday. Sex?
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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