it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
