I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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