What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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