you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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