no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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