So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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