The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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