at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
My dick has a subreddit
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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