Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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